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May 15, 2009--RED ALERT: BARBRA STREISAND MOLESTED!!!!

Just when I thought I was going to retire my website... All hell broke loose in Tinseltown as Jon Peters announced that producer Ray Stark--the man who made Barbra a movie star--had also sexually molested the Diva. Details remain unknown. Did he grab her tushie? Did he make lewd remarks? Did he rub it on her belly like Guava Jelly? I guess we'll have to wait til Jon Peters releases his new bio called "Studio Head." BTW, Jon produced that lovely Butterfly album which included Guava Jelly. So why isn't the title "Record Producer"? Who knows. But what apparently Jon did know was that Barbra had affairs with Robert Redford and Kris Kristofferson. No word from Barbra, Redford or Kris on these bombshells. Of course, the question on everyone's mind is, "why is Jon brining this up now?"

2009-05-16 05:08:04 GMT

Comments (4 total)

Author:Anonymous

WHEN IS THE NEW DIINE KRAAL ALBUM WITH OUR LOVED BABR RA COMING OUT? I HAVE NOT HEARD ANTYGHIN ABOUT IT ON THIS SITE IN A LONG TIME. HERE IN TAIWAN WE NO NOT WHO THIS KRAAL PERSON IS AND WHY OUR LOVED BARBRA WOUDL DO THIS ALBUM. WE NO CARE BECUASE ITS BARBRA!!! WE HAD MARYIAH CARY ON TV LAST NIGHT WHAT A SKANKY CAMEL TOE THAT ONE WAS SHOWING!! I BET HER CAMEL TOW SMELL LIKE MY MANDISA.

XING CHANG

2009-05-30 20:36:24 GMT

Author:Anonymous

Your mandisa clearly scarred you for life, Xing, as much as all camel toes have scarred me. Please try to put it out of your Barbra-loving mind. Also, capital letters mean you are yelling. I'm sure mandisa and camel toe makes you want to yell but please restrain yourself. I can practically hear your horrified yelling across the continent. I'm so glad skakiness translates in Asia. But I guess Mariah has made it a universal term. The skank factor for her transcends language, attitude and appearance. In fact, Barbra needs to rename and reissue her Butterfly album because Maria has made butterflied skanky.

2009-06-01 02:03:35 GMT

Author:Anonymous

I meant to write Mariah has made butterflies skanky. Please forgive.

2009-06-01 02:04:20 GMT

Author:Anonymous

I SORRY ABOUT YELLING BUTT HERE IN TAIWAN I ONLY HAVE ACCESS TO ENGLISH INTERNET IN INTERNET CAFE AND THE CAP LOCK IS BROKEN. I DO LIKE TO YELL ABOT CAMEL TOES BECAUSE THEY STINK LIKE MANDISA!!! MANDISA STINK LIKE CAMEL TOES!!! I BET THEY TWINS LIKE MARIY CAREY AND CAMERON DIAZ. HA! THE BUTTERFLY ALBUM NOT RELEASED IN TAIWAN. I GET IT IN HONG KONG. WE DID GET THE MOVIE ALBUM AND THE ONLY GOOD SONG ON THAT CAMEL TOE ALBUM IS EMILY! WHAT A WASTE!!

XING CHANG

2009-06-01 23:54:29 GMT

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		May 15, 2009--RED ALERT: BARBRA STREISAND MOLESTED!!!! Just when I thought I was going to retire my website... All hell broke loose in Tinseltown as Jon Peters announced that producer Ray Stark--the man who made Barbra a movie star--had also sexually molested the Diva. Details remain unknown. Did he grab her tushie? Did he make lewd remarks? Did he rub it on her belly like Guava Jelly? I guess we'll have to wait til Jon Peters releases his new bio called "Studio Head." BTW, Jon produced that lovely Butterfly album which included Guava Jelly. So why isn't the title "Record Producer"? Who knows. But what apparently Jon did know was that Barbra had affairs with Robert Redford and Kris Kristofferson. No word from Barbra, Redford or Kris on these bombshells. Of course, the question on everyone's mind is, "why is Jon brining this up now?" 2009-05-16 05:08:04 GMT Comments (4 total) Author:Anonymous WHEN IS THE NEW DIINE KRAAL ALBUM WITH OUR LOVED BABR RA COMING OUT? I HAVE NOT HEARD ANTYGHIN ABOUT IT ON THIS SITE IN A LONG TIME. HERE IN TAIWAN WE NO NOT WHO THIS KRAAL PERSON IS AND WHY OUR LOVED BARBRA WOUDL DO THIS ALBUM. WE NO CARE BECUASE ITS BARBRA!!! WE HAD MARYIAH CARY ON TV LAST NIGHT WHAT A SKANKY CAMEL TOE THAT ONE WAS SHOWING!! I BET HER CAMEL TOW SMELL LIKE MY MANDISA. XING CHANG 2009-05-30 20:36:24 GMT Author:Anonymous Your mandisa clearly scarred you for life, Xing, as much as all camel toes have scarred me. Please try to put it out of your Barbra-loving mind. Also, capital letters mean you are yelling. I'm sure mandisa and camel toe makes you want to yell but please restrain yourself. I can practically hear your horrified yelling across the continent. I'm so glad skakiness translates in Asia. But I guess Mariah has made it a universal term. The skank factor for her transcends language, attitude and appearance. In fact, Barbra needs to rename and reissue her Butterfly album because Maria has made butterflied skanky. 2009-06-01 02:03:35 GMT Author:Anonymous I meant to write Mariah has made butterflies skanky. Please forgive. 2009-06-01 02:04:20 GMT Author:Anonymous I SORRY ABOUT YELLING BUTT HERE IN TAIWAN I ONLY HAVE ACCESS TO ENGLISH INTERNET IN INTERNET CAFE AND THE CAP LOCK IS BROKEN. I DO LIKE TO YELL ABOT CAMEL TOES BECAUSE THEY STINK LIKE MANDISA!!! MANDISA STINK LIKE CAMEL TOES!!! I BET THEY TWINS LIKE MARIY CAREY AND CAMERON DIAZ. HA! THE BUTTERFLY ALBUM NOT RELEASED IN TAIWAN. I GET IT IN HONG KONG. WE DID GET THE MOVIE ALBUM AND THE ONLY GOOD SONG ON THAT CAMEL TOE ALBUM IS EMILY! WHAT A WASTE!! XING CHANG 2009-06-01 23:54:29 GMT Site Home