Oh no! What am I going to do? I heard the that the version of People is different from any of the others. She takes an extra breath between "lovers [breath][breath] are very special people". I need this gem. It's just not fair. It makes me want to go out and buy The Emancipation of Mimi. I think I'll do just that. Take that Babs! Sorry Em.

I heard that Barbra is in final negotiations for a remake of "From Justin to Kelly". It will be called "From Barbra to Sanjaya". Barbra says "I haven't danced in a string bikini on top of a pool in a movie yet and since I'm always looking for the truth, it's about time."