Did anyone see the Bionic Woman? What an absolute disaster! I caught the original in reruns (it was before my time) and it was a lighthearted action series that was fun to watch. This remake tries to be dark and mysterious and dramatic and... What a bore! Still, I couldn't help to think that Barbra needs new body parts. To start, I would give her a bionic neck that doesn't sag like a turkey's and a fresh new set of vocal cords. Then I would give her bionic feet so she could wear her high heel shoes without endlessly complaining about them. Of course, add a nice pair of bionic eyes that aren't crossed.  As a final touch, bionic nails that hold on better than press-ons.