What do you mean?!? She has no time for lipo right now because she is busily preparing to read the lyrics to "The Way We Were," "Happy Days Are Here Again," and "People" off a TelePrompter because she so rarely sings these songs.

Barbra's ticket prices are decided by multiplying her weight by 4. So I expect as long as she tours, she will continue to over eat. In fact, I'm sending her a CinnaBon tonight so she can chow down backstage after her TelePrompter readings/concert tonight. Who knows, maybe the prices will rise on this tour. I just hope she doesn't develop cellulite like Louis. I love him so, cellulite and all.

I've seen some infomercials about how to rid oneself of cellulite, Louis. Please stay tuned to late-night TV for instsruction.

Louis, pleased be proud of your cellulite. I loved you pre-cellulite and I love you after

In case you haven't noticed, Babs has cellulite. I, on the other hand, do not. My thighs are, as I have said and demonstrated on many ocassions, like those of a greek statue. Smooth like porcelain. It helps to drink plenty of water and exc on a regular basis.
--louis
<http://www.kingweb.net>

Like a greek statue? Oh puh-leeze. Maybe if the statue is made of lard.

You demonstrated that you do not have cellulite? What web site must I visit to see that demonstration? Will there be many pop-up ads if I visit the site? Is it FriedCheese.com?? Regardless, you will always be my hero.

Why did all Barbra's chairs blow away in Europe and she had to cancel her concert? Louie??????Q

Louis won't answer. He's in Paris.

Yes, then he's going to Berlin and London. He needs to get one of those Barbra capes that were on sale during the millenium concerts. Speaking of which, I recently saw a mug from that show which read "December 31, 2000". Shouldn't it be 1999? Poor Barbra. I hope she knows which date to show up in Paris for Louis.

She's too busy learning the lyrics to "People." That song never grows old. And the lyrics are so complicated. And Louis must get a cape that hides his cheese-licking thighs.