Louis - Ennio would be really authentic as Barbra if he made the ass about triple the current size. Please tell him while he's still at the Arena so he can correct the error.

Barbra's butt grows in direct proportion to her ticket prices. Notice that? When her butt was smaller, she didn't charge as much. Discuss among yourselves. Maybe Jon Peters is setting the prices. Also, he must play a tambourine so well. Ennio is cute as Liza. I love his sneakers.

I relentlessly try to get some of us Irreverent fans to get together on a Babs outing but no one seems to wanna. We could get a group rate on a hotel in Europe and maybe Emily would join us. We could chant Emily's name and beg Barb to serenade us with an Emily homage. Louis could lead us. Whaddya think?

Trixie? LulaBelle? Are you up to it?

Dear Readers: Please remember, Ennio's costumes are constructed from paper. Hence, he has to limit the size of certain things or the costume would collapse. This is true of Barbra's rear end especially since she has bird legs.. PS: An earlier version of Ennio's Barbra was a profile which almost captured her butt size. But, her butt grew more so is just wasn't possible to make a paper version. Ennio would need latex, rubber, and a filler. These, however, are not in his repetoire
--Louis
<mailto:barbraguide@hotmail.com>

BTW, moi does not do group rates. A reunion sounds like a good idea, though.
--Louis
<http://www.enniomarchetto.com>

BTW, moi does not do group rates. A reunion sounds like a good idea, though.
--Louis
<http://www.enniomarchetto.com>

Is this Louis talking or Miss Piggy? Only Miss Piggy refers to herself as "Moi".

Besides, I met Louis. He's a hunk. And any Streisand reuinion would make him the center of attention.

--Em

Louis, a hunk? A hunk of what? Cheese?

I think a reunion would be wonderful, except I paid way too much to see Barbra last year and cannot afford to go to Europe this year. Of course if Barbra would promise to sing People, Evergreen and The Way We Were, I'd go for sure - she sings those so rarely anymore. Alas, I don't think that will happen.

Trixie

When we saw Barbra in New York last year, we played a game called "Spot the Louis". It was fun! Those of you seeing Babs in Europe shoule play. I'm sure he's going to one of those shows. Anyway, some of us thought that he was a an old man who was trolling the men's room, while others thought he was a fat woman who we later learned was a local drag queen named Sweetie. Maybe someday our dear Louis will show us what he looks like. In the mean time, I agree with Trixie and think he's just cheese.

I truly hope what you say about Louis is true because I LOVE cheese!!!!

Yes - Louis is just like cheese (like Barbra is like butter). One of Louis' legs is cottage cheese and the other is gogonzola. Yum!

I went to Barbra's show in Atlanta and I thought I spotted a Louis too - she was a huge woman wearing stirrup pants with a Barbra sweatshirt. Underneath it was possible to see her thong. I felt sorry for that thong. I don't think it was our Louis though - I don't think he went to the Atlanta concert.

From now on when I take a picture of people, I'm going to ask them to say "Louis!"

Some cheese smells bad. I hope Louis doesn't smell bad. I wanted to sniff him when I met him but that may have sent the wrong message. He seemed kind of shy. Otherwise, I may have stuck a toothpick in him.
--Em

It it's hot, does Louis melt?

Since I love cheese so much, if Louis gets mad and says "Eat me", is this not a dangerous command?

Cottage cheese is not a good description of Louis's leg. That's a code word for cellulite.

Correct. Louis has cellulite. LOADS of it! I saw him at the concert in Columbus, however, I did not want to approach him because he was eating fried cheese sticks. Louis and cheese are a very toxic combination. If you know what I mean.

You seem to know too much about Louis. That scares me. Althought I don't know him, I feel like I need to protect him and his cellulite. Are you some Moral Majority person? People with cellulite are not asking for special rights. They just want to be treated equally.

There are several Pride events this weekend for those with cellulite. At least in DC. I think there's a parade on Saturday and booths on Sunday. I will be there.